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Françoise Sagan 1935 – 2004

26 Nov

Françoise Sagan 1935 - 2004

“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.”

Françoise Sagan


The name ‘Sagan’ was taken from a character in Marcel Proust’s ‘À la Recherche du Temps Perdu’ (In Search of Lost Time), the ‘Princess de Sagan’. Romantic AND literary. If I were to take a new surname from a character in a novel I think it would be ‘Lambchop’, as in Stanley Lambchop from ‘Flat Stanley’, a classic children’s book from the 1980s. Not quite as romantic, but definitely more appropriate.

I have been waiting impatiently for an author with scandal to make you blush in the most extraordinary and mostly private places, and now I’ve found one. Sagan was convicted of two narcotics offenses in 1990 and 1995 for which she receive fines and suspended sentences, and she was also convicted of tax fraud in 2002 which had something exciting, and probably illegal, to do with the President of France. She was naughty and I like it, and I have a teeny bit of a girl crush.

She was married twice and had affairs with both men and women. She liked booze, drugs and fast cars. How is she not more well known? I have to admit that I’d never heard of her (the shame) but I will be ordering ‘Bonjour Tristesse’ which is her most famous books, and also her first one, which she wrote at the ridiculous age of 19. I know, annoying isn’t it?

Here are the facts according to much googling:

  • Born in Cajarc in 1935
  • Star sign Cancer – on the cusp, which I think means something to someone
  • Married Guy Schoeller in 1958 and divorced him in 1960
  • Married Bob Westhof in 1962 and divorced him in 1963
  • She had a son by Bob in 1963 called Denis. This makes me want to sing the Blonde song ‘Denise’
  • She had a long term lesbian relationship with Peggy Roche
  • Then she had a lesbian affair with Playboy editor Annick Geille and an affair with a married man who must have hoped they’d all join in, and maybe they did
  • She was mates with Truman Capote (I wrote a post about him too)
  • She had a car accident in 1957 which left her in a coma for some time
  • She died in 2004 of lung disease at the age of 69

Sagan wrote a lot of books and if you’ve read any of my other post you will know that I normally list them all. In this instance I am going to list all of her books that are available to buy at Waterstone’s. I think we can trust them to pick the most popular ones given their reputable status and upside-down golden arches that we all feel a sentimental fondness for. Deviating from my main path, did you know that Waterstone’s was set up by Tim Waterstone who was sacked from WH Smith for failing to establish the company in the United States? Neither did I. I am also purposefully putting an apostrophe in Waterstone’s because it irks me that they dropped it.

The books that Waterstone’s sell:

  • Bonjour Tristesse (Hello Sadness) – 1954
  • Un certain sourire (A Certain Smile) – 1955
  • Dans un mois, dans un an (Those Without Shadows) – 1957
  • Les merveilleux nuages (Wonderful Clouds) – 1961
  • Le garde du cœur (The Heart-Keeper) – 1968
  • Un peu de soleil dans l’eau froide (Sunlight on Cold Water) – 1969
  • Un profil perdu (Lost Profile) – 1974
  • Le lit défait (The Unmade Bed, translated) – 1977
  • Le chien couchant (A Case Study) – 1980
  • Musiques de scène (Incidental Music) – Short Stories 1981
  • Un orage immobile (The Still Storm) – 1983
  • Sarah Bernhardt, ou le rire incassable (Dear Sarah Bernhardt) – 1988
  • La laisse (The Leash) – 1989
  • Et Toute ma Sympathie – Autobiographical 1993

Bonjour Tristesse was also made into a film in 1958 starring Deborah Kerr, Jean Seberg and David Niven (I very nearly linked his name to this website). It got 6.9 on imdb, so so-so.

I was extremely disappointed that there is no Françoise Sagan fan club or society, but nothing made me happier than finding this marvellous t-shirt.

Françoise Sagan T Shirt

We salute you Ms. Sagan.

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Evelyn Waugh 1903 – 1966

7 Jun

Evelyn Waugh

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day

– Evelyn Waugh

 

Arthur Evelyn St. John (pronounced Sinjun because we Brits think we’re so very clever and have the right to laugh at people behind bejewelled hands and mocking smiles, with eyes that sing laughter but spell contempt) Waugh was an author and journalist. Of course he was an author, that’s the whole point of the blog. The clue’s in the title. It would be slightly weird if I started writing about Hitler. I know he was an author too but let’s face it, it wasn’t his main job. Not that I’m in any way comparing Waugh to Hitler, but they were both fascist and liked plaid.

Waugh was also a teacher, painter and *candlestick maker, but we don’t like to talk about it.

He was best known for writing satirical novels i.e. he liked to take the piss. Some of his most famous works are Decline and Fall, which was made into a film in 1968 called ‘Decline and Fall….of a Birdwatcher’ (sounds like bad porn to me, and a paltry 5.3 stars on IMDB probably confirms that) and Vile Bodies which was made into a film by Stephen Fry entitled Bright Young Things (the novel’s original title). I challenge anyone to find anyone who doesn’t love Stephen Fry like a favourite gay uncle. He could fart in a cinema and no one would judge him; we’d probably love him even more for his humility.

Waugh’s magnum opus (as described by him) was Brideshead Revisited, The Sacred and Profane Memories of Captain Charles Ryder. He wasn’t exactly modest, but it was chosen by Time Magazine as one of the top 100 English language novels since 1926 and the Modern Library ranked it at number 80 on its list of the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th century, so I think he deserved to kiss his own backside a little. He was a frenetic socialite too, so he probably had a queue of flunkies puckering up for the job.

If you don’t have time to read all these novels then Brideshead Revisited was made into an eleven part BBC TV Drama in 1981 starring the marvellous Jeremy Irons, and because Evelyn and I both love a top 100, it was placed 10th on a list of the 100 Greatest British Television Programmes compiled by the British Film Institute, AND  it was in Time Magazine’s list of the 100 best TV shows of all-time. Kazam! It also got 8.3 stars on IMDB, so I’ve just ordered it on Amazon for £9.83.

Here are your EW facts, with absolutely no made up stuff whatsoever:

  • He was born in 1903 in London; the capital of England, and the most visited of the European cities. In your face Ljubljana
  • He had red hair and you can buy a t-shirt confirming this
  • He was educated at Lancing College and Oxford
  • His first wife was called Evelyn Gardner. Indeed! She had an affair which ended the marriage, proving that it’s not always the fellas that can’t keep their socks on the right feet
  • His second wife, Laura Herbert, was Evelyn Gardner’s cousin
  • He converted to Catholicism in 1930. Best not to mock the churchys
  • He died in 1966 in Somerset; birthplace of Cheddar cheese and Jeffrey Archer. I’m toppling over with facts-within-facts today. Isn’t learning fun!

He wrote loads of books. See ridiculously elongated list below:

1928   Decline and Fall

1930   Vile Bodies

1932   Black Mischief

1934   A Handful of Dust

1938   Scoop

1942   Put Out More Flags

1945   Brideshead Revisited

1947   Scott-King’s Modern Europe

1948   The Loved One

1950   Helena

1952   Men at Arms

1953   Love Among The Ruins

1954   Tactical Exercise

1955   Officers and Gentlemen

1957   The Ordeal of Gilbert Pinfold

These are only his works of fiction (the word prolific wouldn’t be an exaggeration). He also wrote lots of factual work about his travels and interests and plenty of short stories. I won’t name them here but I’m sure they’re wonderful.

If you would like to learn more about Evelyn Waugh then please read this charming interview in the Paris Review. The interviewer meets Waugh in the hallway of the Hyde Park Hotel, then when they go to his room Waugh pops on his PJs, lights a cigar and crawls into bed.  I would like to conduct all business in that way, however there’s only one job where you get to meet clients while in bed, and even though it’s one of the oldest professions, I feel it might be career limiting and a bit sticky.

Here is the Evelyn Waugh Society website, of which membership is $30 (or about 25 quid).  I think that gets you the privilege of being able to say “I’m a member of the Evelyn Waugh Society, what what”, and not much else.

*There is no evidence to suggest that he was a candlestick maker

F. Scott Fitzgerald 1896 – 1940

6 Feb

F Scott Fitzgerald

You don’t write because you want to say something, you write because you have something to say.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

(OR as my mother used to say, if you don’t have anything nice to say then make something up and hope they can’t tell you’re lying)


Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
was an American author and alcoholic. His wife was called Zelda (not to be mistaken for the princess conceived by Nintendo who gets kidnapped a lot and wears a cloak), and they named their only child Frances Scott Fitzgerald. If the first word that popped into your head was narcissism, then I am not alone in my judgement. Their only saving morsel was that they didn’t name her Frances Scott Junior (or JR if life without abbreviations leaves you cold and befuddled).

He wrote short stories for magazines as well as penning a few notable novels that include Tender is the Night and his most famous work The Great Gatsby, which has been made into a film 5 frickin times; 1926, 1949, 1974, 2000 and most recently in 2013. A Mr. Baz Luhrmann decided that it simply hadn’t been made enough times, and when you’ve run out of great ideas the 21st Century way is to steal someone else’s. I am not a fan of remakes because I don’t understand them. They’re copies. If I, being astoundingly multitalented, copied the Mona Lisa or Rolf Harris’ portrait of Bonnie Tyler, I would be a forger. And if I wrote a book about a tubby bear called Winnie who lives in a wood with a piglet, a donkey, a tiger and an owl, and is best friends with a boy called Chris, then you may call me a plagiarist. However, if you copy a film, giving it the Hollywood razzmatazz (I hate that word but it’s tossy enough for this occasion), then you’re a genius who deserves an Oscar and an Olympic sized swimming pool full of cash and exotic fruit whose names only the gods can pronounce.

Anyway, F was an alcoholic (which eventually killed him, quelle surprise) and his wife was bio-polar and spent her last days in a mental institution, where she died in a fire. And it is said that her spirit still haunts the car park that now stands in its place. The last bit was a lie but she did die in the fire, which is obviously tragic and not to be made light of. I understand and except my shame. F also had a mistress called Sheilah Graham who was a gossip columnist. Reap what you sow Sheilah with an h!

The facts you may need to know for a family board game and/or crossword:

  • Born 1896 in Saint Paul, Minnesota (known as the birthplace of the great F Scott Fitzgerald)
  • He wrote short stories and novels and that’s why he’s famous
  • Married Zelda Sayre in 1920 (who was also a writer)
  • He was mates with Earnest Hemingway (wasn’t everyone?)
  • He had a daughter called Frances Scott Fitzgerald (as ridiculed in above text)
  • Alcoholic
  • Died in 1940 of a heart attack (too much booze)

The Novels:

Sadly I couldn’t find an F Scott Fitzgerald fan-club, but I did stumble across The Great Gatsby Fanpop site. It’s so shocking I dare you to look. It has 204k likes on Facebook (seriously), 27% of fans have read The Great Gatsby more than 11 times (well good for you), and in the related clubs section it cites The Twilight Saga, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants and William Shakespeare. I’m joining NOW.

Also:

Q. KEY, what kind of a name is that?

A. It’s not.

Next time we’ll find out if Roald Dahl preferred acid to magic mushrooms, and whether he though Willy Wonka was a danger to society or a misunderstood confectioner with a personality disorder and a velvet fetish.

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